How to Have an Affair?

Wow, people cruise the internet for Extramarital Excursions 101.

So people are sitting at home, pondering their lives and coming to the conclusion that what will make things better is An Affair.

But how to get started? Obviously a concern for the novice cad or cadette.

The internet is the fount of all knowledge du nos jours.

But quite honestly how likely is it that one would find sensible, pragmatic and level headed (wow, I just wrote three things that mean the same) advice on how to start and manage an affair?

So I wonder. For information on the commencement and conduct of an illicit affair would one be best advised to consult:

1. one or more web sites
2. mates down at the pub or over the coffee machine at work
3. a tome bought at Waterstones (or Barnes and Noble)
4. a late night radio guru
5. one's heart (or loins)
6. other

One thing is certain: don't follow my husband's example. He completely screwed up...