Duck Stumps Brains Trust

The duck that briefly took centre stage at the Games opening cerermony (name: Ping) has stumped the Brains Trust that 'runs' Britain's Daily Mail. I'm amazed it took that much...

On the subject of Ducks: Steve Harmison has withdrawn from the England team to play India in the third test match, so it is now a case of 'would the English cricketer leaving the tour please check under the beds to make sure that no-one has left behind our cunning plan to retain the Ashes in Australia come the southern summer'.