Today's word: ambuscade

As yesterday I've gone in search of some term of abuse suitable for attachment to the Fat Bastard or usable in lieu of that appellation.

So how about ambuscade; used as a verb, whether transitively or intransitively, meaning to lie in wait in order to attack from a concealed position; used as a noun meaning a lying in wait and concealed for the purpose of attacking an enemy by surprise or a place where one party lies concealed with a view to attack another by surprise or those lying so concealed.

Sir, you were, on reflection an ambuscade.