The Erection Problem - how big is it?

I'm being quite serious. Really!

All I did was click on the Next Blog button after landing on a blog written in some language (either Portuguese or Spanish) I don't read well enough to make sense of and I get something called Search---.com.

What I'm looking at is a search results page, for a search on that holy grail of pharmacopoeic research known to you and me as VIAGRA.

And more specifically I'm looking at:

• Buy Big V at $x.xx per dose
• Big V in our directory
• UK ".." - The UK's Trusted Impotence Specialists
• Big V 100mg for $x (in 10 languages)
• Order prescriptions online (FDA approved)
• Top Ten Big V products
• Generic Big V
• Big V - $x per pill
• Obtain Impotence Products Quickly and Discretely
• Half Price Big V

Apart from the absence of competition the thing that hits me in the eye about this is the curious way that all bases are covered.

I want to ask, boys, what is the Big Problem? Some further thoughts: a hard-on isn't worth the money that's been spent on it if you don't know what to do with it, boys; there's nothing discrete about a nine six-and-a-half inch bulge; a hard-on for hard-on's sake is just a money shot for a porn mag; Big V in our what?

There are many, many ways to make love to a woman. No one I've ever discussed this with (and yes boys, our conversations are exactly as excruciating as you've heard they are) was turned on by a blue pill.

Now the next thing is, do I go back and press the Next Blog button again?