A charmless bundle of mystery

Somehow some sad sack has found its way here via the following Google Search: "how much do the abos get for ayres rock".

For you, I have two words: "Fuck Off*". If you don't, I might get cross - and I'm a very old and blood thirsty fifty foot Greek Goddess. You don't want to make me cross.

* for some reason this isn't exactly what I put here initially, but it is what I meant